i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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