doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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