i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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