woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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