guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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