Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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