My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You ate ashes out of my bong
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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