He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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