I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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