yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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