I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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