This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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