dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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