all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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