Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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