I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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