I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
