I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
