Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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