fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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