we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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