we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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