she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Who died my cat blue again?
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