I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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