found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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