I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
