I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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