Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
