Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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