i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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