It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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