I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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