He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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