Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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