Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
