I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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