Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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