Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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