Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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