What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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