what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.