I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?