Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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