I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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