cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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