I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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