: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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