So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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