Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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