But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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