like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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