and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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