I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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