I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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