i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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