She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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