YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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