Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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