We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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